I wish people good luck and express hope that things go well for them often and while I’m not being insincere when I do so, the truth is that I’m never going to be happy when those good things happen to people. I’m going to be bitter and consumed with jealousy.

But I also pray that nothing bad or disappointing ever happens to people I like, because I’m terrible at comforting people, because when bad things happen to me all I want to do is be alone.

The take-home point here is that I’m an awful, ugly, insecure person.

jamestheghostdad:

Zythos is also well known for being the final entry in most major encyclopaedias.

God is the alpha, but beer is the omega. 

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We’re doing this. Pencil it in. Maybe a Google+ video call thing? If we can ever get it to work?

We’re doing this. Pencil it in. Maybe a Google+ video call thing? If we can ever get it to work?

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Please tell me you’d be free at some point this weekend. I am ready to record a two-hour Skype discussion on this topic and put it up as a podcast.

Please tell me you’d be free at some point this weekend. I am ready to record a two-hour Skype discussion on this topic and put it up as a podcast.

Honestly, of all the things that annoyed me about Spider-Man, the greatest one was the ease and speed with which Gwen Stacy secured a place to do a course at a foreign university.

Applying for a student visa? Waiting three months for it to process? Interview at the British embassy? Health insurance? Applying for accommodation?

What are those things? Oxford just says, ‘Yo, you got the place! Come on over whenever you want!’

I think I might make a video delineating all the reasons why Amazing Spider-Man 2 was one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen, but just as indication, as I was sitting on the Tube platform on the way home, an Irish guy tapped me on the shoulder and, looking quite concerned, said, ‘You all right there, mate?’

At which point I realised that I’d been sitting essentially with my head in my hands for five minutes.

cleopatronising:

American Horror Story: Ultra Magnifying Beauty Mirror

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mojgon:

Molly Ringwald fashion from Pretty in Pink.

WHAAAAAT

mojgon:

Molly Ringwald fashion from Pretty in Pink.

WHAAAAAT

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The Bather, Detail.
by Etienne Adolphe Piot

The Bather, Detail.

by Etienne Adolphe Piot

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